Thursday, April 10, 2008

Penny Needs....A Meme

(quick update: I think my stone is gone!! I am no longer in pain!! Yay!!!)

I found this meme and thought I'd give it a try. If you would like to participate go to google and type in your name and needs. Then post the first 10 results with your responses.

Penny needs to switch meds.

Maybe Penny just needs to be on meds in the first place, psyche meds.

Penny Needs a Bra... Bad.

Geez, google is getting a bit personal isn't it? I would like a new bra though. Good bras are expensive. I need one to keep the merchandise where it should be and not at my belly button . (Hee, hee. That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. An older lady is suicidal. She calls her doctor to find out where her heart is located. He tells her it is located under her left breast. The lady was later admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee.)

Penny needs a new family.

OK, that's a low blow. I love my family. Except Uncle Merle can get a little creepy sometimes.

Penny needs the guys to help her get her bar tending license.

Forget being a school nurse, bar tending is the way to go. I think I'd have a tough time with it since I don't drink alcohol. I'd probably get offended if someone asked me for Sex on the Beach.

Penny needs a home.

Amen to that. I'd love a new house. I did buy paint today for the molding in the living room. That will have to do for now.

Penny needs to stay retired.

I just hope I live long enough to retire.

Penny needs a place to stay.

I have a place to stay. It's just not big enough. It should say "Penny needs a bigger, nicer, better place to stay."

Penny Needs Tommy John Surgery

I do need surgery, but not that kind. I've never pitched in my life.

Penny needs to have a job that will put her intelligence to use constructively.

My deconstructive intelligence in under appreciated at my current job.

Penny needs your help to be able to continue on her antibiotics and to get her serum.

I just finished up my antibiotics. Thank you very much. I wonder what kind of serum. Truth serum? Or maybe it's a serum that makes you rich and beautiful. If so I'll take a double dose please. Or a serum that would cure my son? I'd like that even more.

If any of you want to play along please leave a comment so I can read yours too.


Molly said...

Good one. I laughed out loud. Thanks.
I just did this on my blog.

Naomi said...

Oh, this made me laugh! I did it (I'll have to write about it later) and got a lot of things relating to Naomi Campbell, so they were quite hilarious!!

MileMasterSarah said...

What fun! I did it!

Cody Turner said...

I did this on my blog as well.

Penny said...

Ok, really weird. My name's Penny too. I did the google search 'Penny needs' and found ur blog. Weird thing is, it says, "Penny needs...a Meme." My daughter's name is Memory, and we call her Meme for short. Totally freaky.